Deception, Oil & Laser Beams

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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

THIS IS ROMANCE.

THIS IS ROMANCE.

fuckloadofcats:

are you trying wear my bra or did you just got stuck and now pretend that nothing happened?

fuckloadofcats:

are you trying wear my bra or did you just got stuck and now pretend that nothing happened?

True love is a rubber duck to the face.

Jarah Lyon-Bowes pulls the fucking best bug eating faces.

She ended it by stamping violently on the ground she puked on.

You know you’ve not been using tumblr often enough when you forget both 1) how to make a post and 2) the fucking post options at the top of the screen

thefrogman:

My morning so far.