Deception, Oil & Laser Beams

sims4news:

(Confirmation Source)

It looks like The Sims 4 is lacking yet another feature that we’ve all taken for granted for the past decade. It’s a shame that Maxis is more concerned with “bros” and “weirder stories” (i.e. astronauts and luchadors at the gym) than with generational gameplay.

Hopefully these important tools and features will be added in free and timely patches.

Is anyone else wishing they would just delay the game and spend time making The Sims 4 actually worth $60+?

simsgonewrong:

ok so I recently replayed Sims 3 and found this neighborhood from when I was like 12 and studying World War II called “Mengeleville.” I was curious, of course, so I opened it only to find that every single household had at least 8 clones of the Nazi doctor Josef Mengele and there were seriously like 200 Mengeles in the town guys; half of them were dating each other and you couldn’t have a normal Sim without them being friends/enemies with at least 20 Mengeles
needless to say I deleted the town because wtf was I thinking

simsgonewrong:

ok so I recently replayed Sims 3 and found this neighborhood from when I was like 12 and studying World War II called “Mengeleville.” I was curious, of course, so I opened it only to find that every single household had at least 8 clones of the Nazi doctor Josef Mengele and there were seriously like 200 Mengeles in the town guys; half of them were dating each other and you couldn’t have a normal Sim without them being friends/enemies with at least 20 Mengeles

needless to say I deleted the town because wtf was I thinking

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SCREAMING WITH LAUGHTER AT THE DISHCLOTH ONE OH MY FUCKING CHRIST

THIS IS ROMANCE.

THIS IS ROMANCE.

fuckloadofcats:

are you trying wear my bra or did you just got stuck and now pretend that nothing happened?

fuckloadofcats:

are you trying wear my bra or did you just got stuck and now pretend that nothing happened?

True love is a rubber duck to the face.

Jarah Lyon-Bowes pulls the fucking best bug eating faces.

She ended it by stamping violently on the ground she puked on.

You know you’ve not been using tumblr often enough when you forget both 1) how to make a post and 2) the fucking post options at the top of the screen

thefrogman:

My morning so far.